**Girl on the Blog**

Monday, September 05, 2005

Can't Sleep...

I have been up all night... Needless to say, I am still not sleeping well. The mattress is still crap... even after being flipped. I guess the sofa is going to be my new best friend. I have a lot going on in my life right now... STRESS... I had a great 'stress free' moment this morning at 1 AM when I read the following email... I laughed out loud... There were times in my life where I should have had a great come back like this one...
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexymiddle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leanedover and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The manreplied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(Controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.. .
"Clean my house."
Until we meet again...

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